was discussing the plight of one Julie Bishop (Deputy Leader of the Opposition in Australia)

and all i could think of was this:



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Took me a couple of hours to do. Mainly cos i was slowed by the lack of left index finger, which currently has four stitches in it from a kitchen knife accident yesterday.

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Cuddleslut

24% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 20% Avoidance Of Intimacy

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THAT EXPLAINS SOOOO MUCH.

/MARCUS

ALTHOUGH THIS IS AN UPDATE.

ITS NOT.

( AND ITS UNDER HERE )

I ARRIVED IN FORKS ONLY A SHORT TIME AGO AND I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALL SO INTIMATELY NOW POSSIBLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU ALL SLEEPING AROUND LIKE COMMON SMUT. AS A MEMBER OF THE FAMOUS VOLTURI I HAVE A TALENT.

I CAN SEE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS! I THOUGHT ID DISH THE DIRT MAKE A FEW OBSERVATIONS


( DIRT DIRT DIRT )

I HAVE A NEWS FLASH THAT YOUR BELOVED GOSSIP GIRL HAS MISSED.

MARCUS IS IN TOWN. YOU KNOW THE EVIL AND ALOOF MEMBER OF THE VOLTURI? THE APATHETIC ZOMBIE LIKE ONE? WHO CAN SEE RELATIONSHIPS?

YEAH THATS RIGHT. IM KIND OF A BIG DEAL!

I GOT BORED OF THE BROTHERS AND MY LIFE IN THE IVORY TOWER SO IM HERE TO INFLICT SOME INDIFFERENT SNEERS ON THE LOT OF YOU LOW LIFE SCUMS!

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY PEOPLE? IMMA GUNNA HAVE TO CUT A BITCH ARENT I?

OH AND IF YOU HADN'T ALREADY FIGURED OUT... BEING 3000 YEARS OLD MEANS THAT I HAVE PERMANENT CRANKY PANTS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE IVE HAD A HARD ON?

IF I ARENT GETTING ANY BITCHES... IM GUNNA MAKE SURE YOU DONT GET ANY!

TIME FOR MY MEDS AND A NAP